turkey day

first and for most HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GIANT BOTTLE OF ANTACIDS...

turkey day for my family consists of inviting everyone we know to come over and get a turkey fryed while we hilbillyit up in the drive way w/ the fryer, drinks and food.
it was a quiet yr. alot of our regulars were off to visite family out of state. but a good time none the less.

so i will indulge you all in a "GRANDMA" story.

phone conversation between my farther and garnma. *note that we have been frying turkeys for aobut 10 years now.
-grandma was going on and on aobut how we need to be sure to keep all small children, dogs cats and raccons that might knock it all over, away from the pot. *on and on*
- so my father finaly says "if any kids get to close, ill just splash some oil on their shoes."
-my grandmouther replies w/ "...well, not if their suade! that'll ruien them!"

um. sad to say we did not have to splash any suade shoes or racoons.